Archive for March, 2008

Bush seeks financial regulation overhaul

Friday, March 28th, 2008

WASHINGTON — The Bush administration is proposing a sweeping overhaul of the way the government regulates the nation’s financial services industry from banks and securities firms to mortgage brokers and insurance companies.

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Swan reunited with beloved paddleboat

Friday, March 28th, 2008

MUENSTER, Germany — Petra the black swan has been reunited with her beloved swan-shaped paddleboat after a failed romance with a real bird.

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Steven Seagull returns to motel for cake

Friday, March 28th, 2008

DULUTH, Minn. — Steven Seagull has returned to the Super 8 motel here, looking for his customary cake doughnut. Year after year, the ring-billed gull has tapped at the lobby’s front door until a staff member gives him the doughnut, said general manager Jodi Chambers.

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Cook accused of spitting on fan’s burger

Friday, March 28th, 2008

PORT ORCHARD, Wash. — A fast-food cook and Seattle Seahawks fan has been accused of spitting on a hamburger ordered by a man wearing Pittsburgh Steelers attire.

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Man writes check on 2-ply toilet paper

Friday, March 28th, 2008

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — A man disputing his water bill is not being allowed to pay with a check written on toilet paper. Ron Borgna, who is disputing the $2,509.66 bill, wrote a check on floral print, two-ply toilet paper Wednesday.

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Man allegedly shoots cat ‘to get even’

Friday, March 28th, 2008

BOULDER, Colo. — Police say a man shot a cat with a rifle and sent e-mails to relatives to tell them he did it “to get even” with his wife.

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Cops bust high school root beer kegger

Friday, March 28th, 2008

WAUSAU, Wis. — Cars lining the street. A house full of young people. A keg and drinking games inside. Police thought they had an underage boozing party on their hands.

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Woman, 77, saves mail carrier from dog

Friday, March 28th, 2008

HIGHLAND, Ind. — A 77-year-old woman used her car to drive off a large dog that was attacking a mail carrier, saving the woman from more bite wounds.

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Man held on $1M bond for $21 1990 theft

Friday, March 28th, 2008

CINCINNATI — A man arrested in Cincinnati on a charge of disorderly conduct remained in custody Friday because a judge refused to reduce a $1 million bond that was imposed on a charge he stole $21 in products nearly 18 years ago.

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Bull jailed for devouring corn fields

Friday, March 28th, 2008

SAN CRISTOBAL DE LAS CASAS, Mexico — A prisoner is behind bars in southern Mexico for acting beastly. Residents of the town of Canalumtic say the bull devoured their corn crops and destroyed two wooden shops, so they had it thrown in the slammer.

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